50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in  the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!),  but this is a compilation of the best ones we found on the internet.

Grab some wine and have a giggle! Enjoy!

Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

Pissing it in!

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

Bubble Butt

Mounting Rudolph.

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

Barbie Has an Overdose

Elf Gets Arrested

Elf Takes Down Ken

Elf Shoots a Porno

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

 

Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH

Elf Hiding the Evidence

What’s in the box?

Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool

It’s So Big Baby…..

Beer Bonging with Spidey!

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.

Elf has Nads?

I’d rather you didn’t.

Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.

Jeffrey Dahm-Elf

What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.

BDSM Elf in a Three-some

Elf Gets a Blowie

Elf is Gunna be a Baby Daddy!

You know you’re a Dexter fan when… Oh.

He’s Watching Porn-Helf

Is he eating the peanut butter out of his shit?

But maybe not in front of the children, Elf? Hello?

Glory Cane

Elfilingus

Well, Elf isn’t the only naughty toy in the house!

It’s a Dick In a Box!

I Like Rohypnelf

Single Mum Barbie needs to Make a Buck!

And moment of silence for Elf’s lost innocence.

And another moment. Or ten. And then some.

‘Twas the night before Christmas… Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Having the upper hand. *wink*

Yeah sure, I promise I won’t upload it to the internet…

 

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Junkie Elf

Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

Spin the Bottle

He Works Hard for the Money

I Don’t Think I would Like a Moustache Ride

What Exactly Is He Photocopying?  Ohhhhh….

The New Book by E.L.F. James

Is He a Secret Agent From S.A.N.T.A.?

The Elf is the Meat in This Sandwich

No Elf, Don’t Do That in Public!

Careful, Santa Won’t Come to You This Year!

When Christmas Toys Fight Back!

Don’t Do That to Mr Snowman!

Reindeer Roast Anyone?

Finally, Elf is Caught – Until Next Year!

 

We wish you a naughty, cheeky Christmas! Santa who??
50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!, Wustoo

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